Overheard on a downtown Portland street: “Where the fuck are all the Santas?!” Spoken by a man in a Santa Claus suit, surrounded by five others in similar suits.
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Saturday, December 19th, 2009goodbye l.a.
Saturday, December 5th, 2009Good times and great oldies, on the US-101. A night in Isla Vista. More music tomorrow. I just want to be a pedestrian again. Let’s roll!
the caravan is on its way
Friday, December 4th, 2009I s’pose we leavin’ this town now an’ this here is ar portrit.

Champs!
Saturday, May 2nd, 2009Alright, y’all. I am in Oregon now, as you may know. But here is some late news about my last day in Nashville: my team won the 2009 Nashville bike scavenger hunt! See HERE for yourself. It was a grueling ride through 80+ degree weather, to each corner of the city, stopping for popsicles at Las Paletas and lemonade at a carwash run by a troupe of burlesque dancers in bikinis. We were out for a joyride, but somehow we actually did really well. Winning this small, free event brings us fame and glory throughout all of the world, and we legends will never die. Thanks Chris and Brad!






